3 guys are standing at the pearly gates but there is only room left in heaven for one so God says the one with the saddest story can get in!  So the first guy comes up and says...I was sitting naked in my flat when i seen my cat on the balcony so i went 2 get it but as i reached over, i fell over the balcony but managed 2 hold on and i htought phew! All of a sudden this guy comes out and starts hiting my knuckles then leaves and i think phew then he comes back and does it again with a slege hammer and a fall of the balcony, but i landed in a bush and i thought phew then a fridge fell on top of me! the second guy says "i came home one day 2 find guys clothes all over my house and my wife naked on the bed...so i go out and see this naked guy on the balcony and i started 2 hit him but he fell in2 a bush, so i pushed a fridge on top of him, he died but soon the balcony gave way and i fell and died"! the third guy says "I was hiding in someones fridge naked".